La caida de Edgar…

November 14, 2007 at 1:10 pm (Crazy Stuff)

Miren la caida del ñoño este 😛

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El perro bellako…

November 14, 2007 at 1:06 pm (Crazy Stuff)

Miren este perro ke loko es jaja

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Pug vs Peacock…

May 13, 2007 at 10:32 am (Crazy Stuff)

God I love pugs 😛 theyre so funny look at that video 🙂
I’m still freaked out as how that Pug pulls down the curtain 😛 smart one 🙂

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NEVER ASK A PUERTORICAN GRANDMA…

April 29, 2007 at 5:04 pm (Crazy Stuff)

LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A PUERTORICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY AREN’T PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER. IN A TRIAL, IN A SMALL TOWN in PUERTO RICO, A PROSECUTING ATTORNEY CALLED HIS FIRST WITNESS,

AN ELDERLY PUERTORICAN GRANDMOTHER TO THE STAND. HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED, MRS. SANCHEZ,”DO YOU KNOW ME?” SHE RESPONDED, “SI, I KNOW YOU MR. WILLIAMS.” I KNOWN YOU SINCE YOU WERE A BABY AND FRANKLY YOU’VE BEEN A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME. YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, AND YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE AND YOU THINK YOU’RE A BIG SHOT WHEN YOU AREN’T NADA. YES I KNOW YOU PENDEJO.”

THE LAWYER WAS STUNNED. NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, HE POINTED ACROSS THE ROOM AND ASKED, “MRS. SANCHEZ, DO YOU KNOW THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY?” AGAIN SHE REPLIED, “CLARO QUE SI. I’VE KNOWN MR. RODRIGUEZ SINCE HE WAS A BABY TOO. HE’S LAZY, PUTO, AND HE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM. HE CAN’T HAVE A
NORMAL RELATIONSHIP WITH NOBODY AND HE IS THE WORST LAWYER IN THE STATE.

HA! AND NOT TO MENTION HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH THREE DIFFERENT PUTAS. ONE OF THEM WAS YOUR WIFE. YOU REMEMBER? I KNOW MR. RODRIGUEZ, HIS MAMA IS NOT PROUD OF HIM TAMBIEN.” THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY ALMOST DIED.

THE JUDGE ASKED BOTH COUNSELORS TO APPROACH THE BENCH AND IN A VERY QUIET VOICE SAID, “IF EITHER OF YOU IDIOTS ASK HER IF SHE KNOWS ME, I’LL SEND YOU TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR.”

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Skeleton on a motorbike…

April 27, 2007 at 10:38 pm (Crazy Stuff)

OMG take a look at this video 😛 fucking hilarious

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Would you look at that…

April 7, 2007 at 10:34 am (Crazy Stuff)

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A shoemaker rock fish estimated to be 90 to 115 years of age was caught off the coast of Alaska in the Bering sea by Seattle-based fishermen.

The fish was hoisted up from a depth of about 2,100 feet by the crew of the Kodiak Enterprise. The fish stood out from the rest of the catch because of its extraordinary size. The fish is 44 inches in length and weighs 60 pounds.

The ship, owned by Trident Seafoods, handed the fish to scientist Paul Spencer who examined the fish’s ear bone called the otolith. The bone gives biologists an idea of the specimen’s age because it bears growth rings like a tree trunk.

The old fish is under the custody of the Alaska Fisheries Science Center. The century-old fish comes second in size to a specimen 47 inches long found years ago.

Further examination has revealed that the rock fish is female, and even in its advanced age, has the potential to reproduce as the ovaries looked healthy and carried developing embryos.

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Look what I did…

March 28, 2007 at 6:11 pm (Crazy Stuff, General, Video Games)

I used this page http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/10/mii.swf to make a Mii of myself 🙂 look how I came out

My Mii

Oh and look at my new signature 😛

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and this is my old signature
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The Troops keep theyre…

March 17, 2007 at 6:29 pm (Crazy Stuff)

Wow, looks like these troops were smart 😛

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…so thats how you keep you partner when your at war huh ?
just give ’em a Clone-A-Willy kit and WALA! Your partner’s happy and doesn’t have to cheat on you for sex… LOL

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